The cashier leaned over the counter and looked him straight in the eyes, “Remember, 2 sheets short of psycho.” He looked at me in confusion, “Really? You want me to pay for this crap?” She gave me the total, and I looked at Connor. He just stood there and looked at both of us, speechless, as she rang up the food. The cashier overheard our conversation, she looked at Connor and said, “Trust her we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.” I’m just trying to keep the peace because without these foods for a woman at that time of the month,” I waved my hand. “Hey, you’re the one who wanted to take me on this road trip. Connor looked in the basket and then at me with a horrified look on his face. I grinned as I picked up a bag of Fritos, Cheetos, a Hersey bar(king size), a Twix bar, a small pack of chocolate donuts, 3 cans of coke, a bag of tiny twist pretzels and a jar of Nutella. He took a step back and put his hands up, “Whoa, enough said.” Black, if you must know the truth, it’s my PMS time.” “You aren’t seriously buying that much, are you?” “Go grab one of those little baskets over there,” I said to Connor as I pointed by the door.
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